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Published on May 9, 2008 by Phaelia
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MMO Champion has a nice summary of the new information regarding the Wrath of the Lich King expansion. “Nice” but distinctly lacking in Druid-relevance. After poring over everything I could get my leafy hands on and finding essentially no reference to Druids, I decided I’d share with you my own brand of Druid-appropriate WotLK preview!

wotlk_hibernate Druids to be Masters of Crowd Control

With the involvement of … one or more colors of Dragonflight, it only follows that portions of Northrend be swarming with Dragonkin. With the spell “Hibernate,” Boomkin will finally have the CC-based role they’ve been begging for. The spell will actually see an increase in utility as, when cast upon flying targets, it will cause the victim to crash to the ground and take falling damage in proportion to its body mass. Blizzard, however, will have the last laugh as Boomkin can’t cast Hibernate.

Balance and Feral Trees Scrapped

Video scenes seem to imply that Druids will gain access to two new forms: a Fire Tree and a Frost Tree! Correspondingly, our two non-Tree-based talent trees will be replaced with talent trees similar to those of the Mage class: Fire and Frost.

wotlk_firetree wotlk_frosttree

wotlk_direcatDire Cat Form

In a bizarre amalgam of the Dire Bear and Cat Forms, Blizzard finally introduces the long-awaited Dire Cat Form for Druids. Shown at left howling at a full moon, we can only assume it will have Ghost Wolf-like speed and accordingly restore Feral Druids to their rightful Arena dominance (though due to susceptibility to Hunter’s Scare Beast, they’ll still spend the majority of Arena matches pillar humping like their Resto brethren).

Improved Mobility

Leafshine writes more about this in his article, New Wrath of the Lich King info – What about Druids?, but I’ve discovered evidence that his hopes might be true, including an image of what can only be the Druid’s new Aquatic Form, an orca! To make up for never giving us Teleport: Cenarion Refuge in the Burning Crusade expansion, we’ll be able to teleport to a strange, hollowed out tree city, making trips to the Auction House and back to Northrend less arduous!

wotlk_aquaticform wotlk_teleport

I hope you’ve enjoyed this exclusive (totally fabricated) preview of what we Druids can expect to see in the expansion, and I’ll do my best to keep you posted on new information as it develops!

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  • Gravatar Zackoria

    “TREE DURID NOT FOR THAT KIND OF HOT OLO!”

    Remember the Alamo. /salute

    One of my most favorite quotes. ^_^

    5:13 pm on 5/9/08
  • Gravatar Zackoria

    “Here, we help out the Tuskar walrus-men and join D.E.H.T.A. – Druids for the Ethical and Humane Treatment of Animals – in their campaign against the rapacious dwarf hunter Hemet Nesingwary”

    I’m not joking.
    http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=138018&page=1

    11:52 am on 5/10/08
  • Gravatar Tars

    I am sure druids will play a major role in next expansion. Personally I am looking forward to join (as said on http://www.eurogamer.net) “D.E.H.T.A. – Druids for the Ethical and Humane Treatment of Animals – in their campaign against the rapacious dwarf hunter Hemet Nesingwary”. The hunter will become the hunted, so to say.

    *sharpens claws*

    1:14 pm on 5/10/08
  • Gravatar Phaelia

    Revenge on Hemet will be swift and decisive. I shall beat him with my leafy branches!

    12:38 pm on 5/13/08
  • Gravatar Abagoo

    Humping Pillars?!!?! Are you kidding me! Hunter’s never have time to fear me and if they try i just Maim them so I don’ believe in “humping pillars” But I am really looking forward to feral love in the Xpac…I’ve had to spec differently just so I can Moderately heal Simple in Arenas which is way messed up!

    11:20 am on 6/30/08
  • Gravatar Phaelia

    @Abagoo: I agree that healing Simple is way messed up. I don’t even do that.

    11:27 am on 6/30/08

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The Sprout(ed) Seed (80)

David
Congratulations! Cute baby!

Tsuki
I’m so late that little Colin ain’t swimming on his mini-shirt anymore by now. And Mr. Phae and the classic “drooling daddy” face, priceless. Grats Phae and family!

Rayvis
First I want to say congratulations on your new baby boy, albeit a little late. As a Druid myself, formerly Resto even, I found this to be pretty awesome. I had my first child in October, also a boy. He just happens to have the exact same onesie that you’re little boy is wearing in the video. It’s my favorite outfit of his because I am my son’s superhero! As a side note, I hope you’re enjoying your new seed. They grow like weeds though and you start wondering...

Snowmaidn
I certainly never looked that good when I sprouted my seedlings. Thanks for all the great advice on this site. Things have changed a lot over the years and 60 was the highest you could go when I last played before this year. I got back into the game again about 6 months ago after taking a 4 year break when I was pregnant with my daughter.
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Gammenon
Wow, a wife interested in MMO’s and Marvel?! Mr. Phae is one fortunate man. Regards
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Kenan
@Terrorpaw: This information is vastly outdated. Notice that the article indicates patch 3.0.8 while the current version is 3.3. The amount of haste needed for resto druids to reach 1 second GCD has been shuffled considerably. I’ve been poking around on this site and I find it likely that much of the information here might be outdated.

Terrorpaw
Not to distract from your information, but this is confuddling to me. Everyone on the druid forums just touts that with CF and GOTEM you should see 735 haste on your character sheet? Are they just dead wrong?

Ck
This is actually really useful – thanks for this! Is it still current and user friendly? I somehow managed to get up to 740 Haste without trying, and even with scrapping all haste enchants and gems – I am still languishing on 723 :(
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Softi
Over a year and a half later this post is still worth it’s weight in gold! Hope you and your family are all well Phae. :) *hugs* .-= Softi´s last blog ..Dum di dum di dum =-.
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Kengur
I’ve been using this addon since I started playing some over a year now. I can’t imagine wow without it since. To swap bags you can right click the one you wish to free up and select ‘filter’. Then drag all the stuff into another bag. Also you could just swap a bag from inventory to your bank still full of stuff.
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