On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light,
In flames of death’s eternal reign, we ride towards the fight.
When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right.
The sound of evil laughter falls around the forums tonight.

Fighting hard, fighting on for the nerfs, through the forums evermore,
The scattered souls will feel the hell, threads wasted on the shore.
On the blackest plains in Blizzard’s domain, we watch them as they go,
Through fire and pain, and once again we know…

That they are crying for our nerf, we’re free to fight the druid nerf,
On against the QQers, our quest carries on.
Far beyond the Barkskin, far beyond the moonfire,
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls…

So far away we wait for the day,
For the peace and harmony of all;
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days-
Through the trolling and the flames we carry on!

[Small interlude]

As the patch day is dawning, and the lightning cracks the sky,
They’ll raise their hands to the heavens above with resentment in their eyes.
Running back through the late patch notes, there’s a burning in their hearts;
That the nerf was reversed and their shrilling cries were naught but whining now.

In your darkest dreams see to believe, our destiny is nigh,
And endlessly we’ll all be free tonight…!

And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality;
All alone in desperation, that they might move on.
Lost inside you’ll never find, lost within their own minds,
Day after day this misery must go on!

So far away we wait for the day,
For the peace and harmony of all.
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the trolling and the flames we carry on!

[Big interlude]

Now here we stand with their angst on our hands,
We fight so hard now can you understand
Ill break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
For freedom of every druid!

So far away we wait for the day,
For the peace and harmony of all.
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the trolling and the flames we carry on!

Sorry it took so long to post this, but i had somehow lost it on my flash drive and i eventually had to say screw it and rewrote it again.

Back in 2.3 shortly after they reversed the lifebloom nerf for restos i thought that this song from Dragonforce explains nerfing a class very well, more importently druids! “We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!”

P.S Yes I’ve played the game. Roxx.

If you like puzzles, black humor, clever dialogue, slick presentation, a relatively quick play-through and surprises, I highly recommend taking a look at Portal. Yes, she is talking about the video game put out by Valve. Play it. Srsly.

As I said before, Phae, I’m honored that you’d post something from me here on Resto4Life – I hope everyone gets at least a chuckle out of it, because that and boredom was the only reason it was made Also, I’ve never seen that cake before – that’s great, hehe.

@Runycat – I agree, the intro needs tuning. There’s a lot of parts that need some tweaking, some due to syllables, some due to just not sounding right.

@NotAnIssue – Yes, the lyrics are a parody of the song played in the credits from the video game Portal, released with the Orange Box.

FWIW, I think I just might go hurt myself after listening to the song. Ouch is that voice annoying!

I do like parody lyrics.

Yay song!