From gear to Reputation grinds to non-combat pet collections, Blizzard seems keen to make players feel like they’re making progress. Unlike many competitors, however, they have yet to add the most significant, non-combat progression path: player housing.
Inspired by Bellwether’s remake of Feralicious, here is my own Fergie-licious song, this one about … my Trunk, my Trunk, my leafy Druid Trunk. You can see the original here or the hilarious remake by Alanis here.
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
Imma Hot Hot Hot Hot you up
Get you healed up from my trunk
My trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my trunk,
My trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my leafy Druid Trunk (Check it out)
I drive these raiders crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely,
They know my rez is pricey.
Warlock and Paladin,
Hunter and the Shaman,
Without them, we’ll be wipin’
All their whispers got me seein’ "rez"
Ping your spot, leader says
You say you love my Lifebloom,
Swiftmend, Regrowth, Rejuv
I click "2" but they keep dyin’
So I keep on tryin’
And yes, I use Swiftmend
Every 15 seconds
I keep on Innervatin’My leaves, my leaves, my leaves, my leaves (leaves)
You love my leafy trunk (leaves)
My trunk, my trunk, my trunk (leaves),
My trunk has got youShe’s got me sendin’
(Oh) Sendin’ all your whispers to me, "would you cast Rebirth on me?"
She’s got me sendin’
(Oh) Sendin’ all your whispers to me, plz rez me, rez meWhat you gonna do with all that junk?
All that mana inside that trunk?
Imma HoT, HoT, HoT, HoT you up
Get you healed up from my trunk.
Whatcha gonna do with the GCD
The GCD in between
Imma Life, Life, Life, Life bloom
Lifebloom you, Lifebloom you
Cos of my trunk (ha), my trunk, my trunk, my trunk (what)
My trunk, my trunk (ha), my leafy Druid Trunk (Check it out)I met a lil’ Tree down at the stone
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go
I could be your healer, you can be my tank bear
Let’s spend time, not repairs
I HoT you with my Rejuv,
Regrowth, and Lifebloom
Heal my heart with your HoTs, hot, hot HotsThey say I’m really useful
The healers want a bar full
They always sendin’ tells to me
Always sayin’ "Phaelia, please..
"I’m low on mana, help me
"My potions are on CD
You can ask but you can’t have it
If you ask me, I’ma start some drama
You don’t want no drama
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t ask me in voice chat
You don’t wanna do that
I’m the one with Spirit
I don’t wanna hear itMy trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my trunk,
My trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my trunk.
My leafy Druid Trunk
My leafy Druid Trunk
My lovely leafy trunk
In the back and in the front
My healin’s got youShe’s got me sendin’
(Oh) Sendin’ all your whispers to me, "would you Innervate me?"
She’s got me sendin’
(Oh) Sendin’ all your whispers to me, plz ‘vate me, ‘vate meWhat you gonna do with all that junk?
All that mana inside that trunk?
Imma HoT, HoT, HoT, HoT you up
Get you healed up from my trunk.
Whatcha gonna do with the GCD
The GCD in between
Imma Life, Life, Life, Life bloom
Lifebloom you, Lifebloom you
What you gonna do with all that Int?
All that Int inside those leaves?
Imma top, top, top, top you off
Top you off, off, top you off.
What you gon’ do with all that haste?
All that haste up on your gear
Imma spam, spam, spam, spam Lifebloom
Spam Lifebloom, bloom, Spam Lifebloom.She’s got me sendin’
(Oh) Sendin’ all your whispers to me, "would you cast Lifebloom on me?"
She’s got me sendin’
(Oh) Sendin’ all your whispers to me, plz HoT me, HoT me
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Pallys are great trash tankers but might face problems with spellers due to OOM or just a lack of spell defend abilities. If your group is about to kill raid boss with some spell abilities, high constant melee damage and bleed/spell resistances better get decent warrior.
Get on the mic and do it. Right now. Go. DO ITTTTT!!! ^^
… this, I want to hear.
You…are my heroine.
Amazing!
100% pure win!
You rock so much.
*facepalm*
YMMD
“I’m the one with Spirit. I don’t wanna hear it.”
I love it!
Wheres the music video completed with Phae animations a la http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xciuYTeu4Qc !!
Thanks again Phae <3
Tree Druids make exceptional backup dancers. I always reserve a few slots for them in any dance raid. Properly talented, they’ve got sizzlin’-HoT styles (look at those icies!) and trunk-shakin’ moves that’ll knock your socks off!
That being said, this song is a hauntingly poignant tale with a clear cautionary message… one which, I’m sure, hits close to home for us all:
Innervate Drama is very real.
Mana corrupts… absolute mana corrupts absolutely.
Don’t let yourself become just another statistic.
I’m so glad you all enjoyed this! I swear, though, if I have to listen to Fergie’s version one more time I will go crazy. So I don’t think I could ever record it (though someone else is certainly welcome to try).
It was a ton of fun writing it, even if I did keep catching myself humming Alanis’ remake instead of the original!
@Inwe (but with two dots): O. M. G. I had never seen that video before. /giggle “Let’s do it like a Druid in the General channel!” HAHAHA!
@Tone: “Innervate Drama is very real.” That’s GREAT. I love it!
A little piece of me died inside listening to that [C]rap… But those new lyrics made up for it ten fold!
lol, absolute mana corrupts absolutly. Too true.