My Trunk

Inspired by Bellwether’s remake of Feralicious, here is my own Fergie-licious song, this one about … my Trunk, my Trunk, my leafy Druid Trunk. You can see the original here or the hilarious remake by Alanis here.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
Imma Hot Hot Hot Hot you up
Get you healed up from my trunk
My trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my trunk,
My trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my leafy Druid Trunk (Check it out)

I drive these raiders crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely,
They know my rez is pricey.
Warlock and Paladin,
Hunter and the Shaman,
Without them, we’ll be wipin’
All their whispers got me seein’ "rez" 
Ping your spot, leader says
You say you love my Lifebloom,
Swiftmend, Regrowth, Rejuv
I click "2" but they keep dyin’
So I keep on tryin’
And yes, I use Swiftmend
Every 15 seconds
I keep on Innervatin’

My leaves, my leaves, my leaves, my leaves (leaves)
You love my leafy trunk (leaves)
My trunk, my trunk, my trunk (leaves),
My trunk has got you

She’s got me sendin’
(Oh) Sendin’ all your whispers to me, "would you cast Rebirth on me?"
She’s got me sendin’
(Oh) Sendin’ all your whispers to me, plz rez me, rez me

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that mana inside that trunk?
Imma HoT, HoT, HoT, HoT you up
Get you healed up from my trunk.
Whatcha gonna do with the GCD
The GCD in between
Imma Life, Life, Life, Life bloom
Lifebloom you, Lifebloom you
Cos of my trunk (ha), my trunk, my trunk, my trunk (what)
My trunk, my trunk (ha), my leafy Druid Trunk (Check it out)

I met a lil’ Tree down at the stone
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go
I could be your healer, you can be my tank bear
Let’s spend time, not repairs
I HoT you with my Rejuv,
Regrowth, and Lifebloom
Heal my heart with your HoTs, hot, hot Hots

They say I’m really useful
The healers want a bar full
They always sendin’ tells to me
Always sayin’ "Phaelia, please..
"I’m low on mana, help me
"My potions are on CD
You can ask but you can’t have it
If you ask me, I’ma start some drama
You don’t want no drama
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t ask me in voice chat
You don’t wanna do that
I’m the one with Spirit
I don’t wanna hear it

My trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my trunk,
My trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my trunk.
My leafy Druid Trunk
My leafy Druid Trunk
My lovely leafy trunk
In the back and in the front
My healin’s got you

She’s got me sendin’
(Oh) Sendin’ all your whispers to me, "would you Innervate me?"
She’s got me sendin’
(Oh) Sendin’ all your whispers to me, plz ‘vate me, ‘vate me

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that mana inside that trunk?
Imma HoT, HoT, HoT, HoT you up
Get you healed up from my trunk.
Whatcha gonna do with the GCD
The GCD in between
Imma Life, Life, Life, Life bloom
Lifebloom you, Lifebloom you
What you gonna do with all that Int?
All that Int inside those leaves?
Imma top, top, top, top you off
Top you off, off, top you off.
What you gon’ do with all that haste?
All that haste up on your gear
Imma spam, spam, spam, spam Lifebloom
Spam Lifebloom, bloom, Spam Lifebloom.

She’s got me sendin’
(Oh) Sendin’ all your whispers to me, "would you cast Lifebloom on me?"
She’s got me sendin’
(Oh) Sendin’ all your whispers to me, plz HoT me, HoT me

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