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Phaelia Durids R 4 … Haiku?

Published on September 14, 2007 by Phaelia
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Four, five, six, Lifebloom!
One, two, three, four, five, six…
Damn! I let it bloom!

Shadow Priest/Warlock:
Death Coil, Fear, Trinket, Fear, Fear!
My partner is dead . :(

Cyclone, Cyclone Rogues!
Oh no, DR! Time to Root.
Cyclone them again!

Judgement of Justice
Slowing Cheetahs to a crawl.
Not so just to me.

Pillar Kite the ‘Lock
Pillar Hump! Hump, Hump, Hump, Hump!
What was I doing?

Haikus are teh win
I Tree dance to their rhythm
Please submit your own!


Mouth always open.
Friends won’t stand in front of me.
Bear breath is nasty.
— Antaris of Kel’Thuzad

Can’t use that in forms.
You cannot cast that indoors
You can’t use that yet.
— Teranin of Skywall

Bears is for dancin
Cat durid say D-P-S
Tree durid for heals
— Velinde of Blackhand

Falling through the air
Try to shift to bird… Oh noes!
*splat* I hate combat.
— Teranin of Skywall

Druid, I use anything
All your drops can help my specs
I roll with abandon!
— Quyesial of Bronzebeard

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  • Gravatar Philip

    Falling through the air
    Try to shift to bird… Oh noes!
    *splat* I hate combat.

    More like I hate 600 ping :(

    12:12 pm on 9/16/07
  • Gravatar Adarel

    Erm, needed to edit. >.>

    –
    My antlers make me
    into something less than me;
    I am not a moose.
    –

    I realize this implies elves > moose. When they start wielding the Balance stick at me, I’ll reconsider.

    4:53 pm on 9/16/07
  • Gravatar Aftereight

    I am tree druid
    but cant run as fast as you
    guys wait for me lol

    The haiku of -20% movement speed. :)

    10:56 am on 9/17/07
  • Gravatar Phaelia

    @Philip: Ouch!

    @Adarel: Very cute. I love “I am not a moose.” Those sorts of endlines are what I love about Haiku. They say so much so succinctly!

    @Aftereight: Haha. Sad but true. :-)

    4:51 pm on 9/19/07
  • Gravatar Lailoken

    Sometimes I get bored;
    I hit mobs with my branches;
    My leafy justice.

    2:56 pm on 1/5/08
  • Gravatar Phaelia

    @Lailoken: I LOVE it. =)

    5:47 pm on 1/9/08
  • Gravatar Teranin

    Whoa nelly! Two of my haikus made it here :D

    And gosh this post was a while ago.

    12:57 pm on 4/7/08
  • Gravatar Phaelia

    @Teranin: Yes, and I love both. =) Thanks for sharing them!

    2:13 pm on 4/8/08

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