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Four, five, six, Lifebloom!
One, two, three, four, five, six…
Damn! I let it bloom!
Shadow Priest/Warlock:
Death Coil, Fear, Trinket, Fear, Fear!
My partner is dead . 
Cyclone, Cyclone Rogues!
Oh no, DR! Time to Root.
Cyclone them again!
Judgement of Justice
Slowing Cheetahs to a crawl.
Not so just to me.
Pillar Kite the ‘Lock
Pillar Hump! Hump, Hump, Hump, Hump!
What was I doing?
Haikus are teh win
I Tree dance to their rhythm
Please submit your own!
Mouth always open.
Friends won’t stand in front of me.
Bear breath is nasty.
— Antaris of Kel’Thuzad
Can’t use that in forms.
You cannot cast that indoors
You can’t use that yet.
— Teranin of Skywall
Bears is for dancin
Cat durid say D-P-S
Tree durid for heals
— Velinde of Blackhand
Falling through the air
Try to shift to bird… Oh noes!
*splat* I hate combat.
— Teranin of Skywall
Druid, I use anything
All your drops can help my specs
I roll with abandon!
— Quyesial of Bronzebeard
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Pallys are great trash tankers but might face problems with spellers due to OOM or just a lack of spell defend abilities. If your group is about to kill raid boss with some spell abilities, high constant melee damage and bleed/spell resistances better get decent warrior.
Falling through the air
Try to shift to bird… Oh noes!
*splat* I hate combat.
More like I hate 600 ping
Erm, needed to edit. >.>
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My antlers make me
into something less than me;
I am not a moose.
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I realize this implies elves > moose. When they start wielding the Balance stick at me, I’ll reconsider.
I am tree druid
but cant run as fast as you
guys wait for me lol
The haiku of -20% movement speed.
@Philip: Ouch!
@Adarel: Very cute. I love “I am not a moose.” Those sorts of endlines are what I love about Haiku. They say so much so succinctly!
@Aftereight: Haha. Sad but true.
Sometimes I get bored;
I hit mobs with my branches;
My leafy justice.
@Lailoken: I LOVE it. =)
Whoa nelly! Two of my haikus made it here
And gosh this post was a while ago.
@Teranin: Yes, and I love both. =) Thanks for sharing them!