Comments on: Yes! Laser Chicken! http://www.resto4life.com/2007/08/31/yes-laser-chicken/ So many numbers, you'll think you're getting audited Thu, 16 Feb 2012 06:30:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Pesce http://www.resto4life.com/2007/08/31/yes-laser-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-321 Pesce Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:23:00 +0000 http://www.resto4life.com/index.php/2007/08/31/yes-laser-chicken/#comment-321 As a Balance, beating a feral in 1v1 is easy, and besides beating the snot out of warriors and rogues, is one of the funner things to do. Following is a typical Boomkin - Feral battle. Since pulverizing a feral in cat form is like taking candy from a baby, this sequence is assuming the battle is against a Bear.<br/><br/>(Make sure Thorns is on b4 begining)<br/><br/>Fairy Fire<br/>Moonfire<br/>Insect Swarm<br/>Release the trees<br/>moonfire<br/>moonfire<br/>moonfire<br/>Bark Skin (Cause you're bashed at this point)<br/>moonfire<br/>IS<br/>moonfire<br/>FF<br/>moonfire<br/>Cyclone (Cause the bear popped to heal)<br/>Starfire (After waiting 3 tics in your head)<br/>Hybernate (As the bear desperately tries to build rage)<br/>Heal your battered Boomkin form then innervate yourself<br/>Moonfire<br/>IS<br/>moonfire<br/>FF<br/>moonfire<br/>moonfire<br/>moonfire<br/>moonfire<br/>moonfire<br/>moonfire<br/>moonfire<br/>Root<br/>Wrath<br/>Wrath<br/>Moonfire<br/>Wave to the beast as it dies at your feather coated feet. Clip the tail, and attach to a new broach at your shoulders. <br/><br/>p.s. I luv our quadpedal brethren.<br/><br/>Now, if someone can tell me how to beat a Pally or Priest, I'll give you one of my Feral tails for good luck. As a Balance, beating a feral in 1v1 is easy, and besides beating the snot out of warriors and rogues, is one of the funner things to do. Following is a typical Boomkin – Feral battle. Since pulverizing a feral in cat form is like taking candy from a baby, this sequence is assuming the battle is against a Bear.

(Make sure Thorns is on b4 begining)

Fairy Fire
Moonfire
Insect Swarm
Release the trees
moonfire
moonfire
moonfire
Bark Skin (Cause you’re bashed at this point)
moonfire
IS
moonfire
FF
moonfire
Cyclone (Cause the bear popped to heal)
Starfire (After waiting 3 tics in your head)
Hybernate (As the bear desperately tries to build rage)
Heal your battered Boomkin form then innervate yourself
Moonfire
IS
moonfire
FF
moonfire
moonfire
moonfire
moonfire
moonfire
moonfire
moonfire
Root
Wrath
Wrath
Moonfire
Wave to the beast as it dies at your feather coated feet. Clip the tail, and attach to a new broach at your shoulders.

p.s. I luv our quadpedal brethren.

Now, if someone can tell me how to beat a Pally or Priest, I’ll give you one of my Feral tails for good luck.

]]> By: Phaelia http://www.resto4life.com/2007/08/31/yes-laser-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-320 Phaelia Fri, 31 Aug 2007 21:23:00 +0000 http://www.resto4life.com/index.php/2007/08/31/yes-laser-chicken/#comment-320 Pesce: Oh so "Laser Chicken" is undignified but "Waddle Butt" is the height of distinction? =)<br/><br/>Delos: I'm afraid that I can't offer much insight into taming the Feral Druid. I typically haven't had much difficulty Cycloning and Hibernating them in Arenas since they're often too distracted by the 300 lb. (in armor) Warrior bearing down upon their furry bottoms, but 1-on-1, they definitely eat my lunch. Shifting out of snares FTL ... when it's not me. :-) Pesce: Oh so “Laser Chicken” is undignified but “Waddle Butt” is the height of distinction? =)

Delos: I’m afraid that I can’t offer much insight into taming the Feral Druid. I typically haven’t had much difficulty Cycloning and Hibernating them in Arenas since they’re often too distracted by the 300 lb. (in armor) Warrior bearing down upon their furry bottoms, but 1-on-1, they definitely eat my lunch. Shifting out of snares FTL … when it’s not me. :-)

]]> By: Delos http://www.resto4life.com/2007/08/31/yes-laser-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-319 Delos Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:46:00 +0000 http://www.resto4life.com/index.php/2007/08/31/yes-laser-chicken/#comment-319 "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have chickens with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"<br/><br/>I wish I ate ferals for lunch :( Between shifting out of roots, not being able to get a hibernate off because of shifting, and feral charge interrupt, they are one of the hardest classes for me to kill. Any tips? “You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have chickens with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!”

I wish I ate ferals for lunch :( Between shifting out of roots, not being able to get a hibernate off because of shifting, and feral charge interrupt, they are one of the hardest classes for me to kill. Any tips?

]]> By: Pesce http://www.resto4life.com/2007/08/31/yes-laser-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-318 Pesce Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:34:00 +0000 http://www.resto4life.com/index.php/2007/08/31/yes-laser-chicken/#comment-318 I posted this in another area, but I think it should be here too.<br/><br/>"Laser chicken??? That is so undignified for us sophisticated killers. By the way, those things that hang off our feathers are really baby feral tails. We eat them for lunch."<br/><br/>Waddle Butt is my favorite nick-name btw. I posted this in another area, but I think it should be here too.

“Laser chicken??? That is so undignified for us sophisticated killers. By the way, those things that hang off our feathers are really baby feral tails. We eat them for lunch.”

Waddle Butt is my favorite nick-name btw.

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